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7.25 out of 10
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8.75 out of 10
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10.0 out of 10
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8.25 out of 10
Showing posts with label Brooklyn Decker. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

What To Expect When You're Expecting

All Baby Bases Covered

Rated: PG-13  Crude and sexual content, thematic elements and language
Release Date: May 18, 2012
Runtime:  1 hr 50 mins

Director: Kirk Jones
Writers: Shauna Cross, Heather Hach, based on the books by Heidi Murkoff
Cast:  Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks, Chace Crawford, Brooklyn Decker, Ben Falcone, Anna Kendrick, Matthew Morrison, Chris Rock, Dennis Quaid, Amir Talai


SYNOPSIS: Five loosely interconnected couples struggle through the process of having a baby, each dealing with their own issues.

REVIEW: Kirk Jones, award winning director of Absolut Vodka TV ads and other advertising campaigns, also has made a name for himself with film projects including Everbody's Fine and Waking Ned Devine which he wrote and directed. Now he returned to the pilot's chair to direct a story from Shauna Cross (Whip It) and Heather Hach (Freaky Friday - 2003) based on the Heidi Murkoff books 'What to Expect When You're Expecting'. Do you know what to expect? Let's find out.
What to Expect When You're Expecting focuses on five couples in different situations of trying to have a child. Television fitness trainer Jules (Cameron Diaz, Bad Teacher) goes on a television dancing competition reality show and starts a relationship with dance partner Evan (Matthew Morrison, Glee), resulting in her pregnancy. Baby store owner Wendy (Elizabeth Banks, The Hunger Games) has been trying to conceive a child for two years with husband Gary (Ben Falcone, Bridesmaids), but have been having difficulties until an unexpected evening changes the course of their lives. Competing food truck chefs and former high school daters Marco (Chace Crawford, Peace, Love, and Misunderstanding) and Rosie (Anna Kendrick, 50/50) 'reconnect' one night at an outdoor film showing. Holly (Jennifer Lopez, The Back-up Plan) and husband Alex (Rodrigo Santoro, 300) look to adopt from abroad when Holly is unable to conceive, sparking financial and emotional fears. And finally, Gary's own retired NASCAR champion father Ramsey (Dennis Quaid, Beneath the Darkness) has news that his young beautiful new wife Skyler (Brooklyn Decker, Battleship) is also expecting - twins! As each couple tries to get a handle on the intricacies and obstacles of bringing a baby into the world or into their hearts, their paths cross loosely with the other couples in some fashion.

What to Expect When You're Expecting
 chronicles the 9-month journeys of five very different couples. Some are married, some are not. Some are in committed relationships, some are just trying to do the right thing by their partner. From Jules and Evan's hectic high-profile, in-the-public-eye reality show schedules, to barely making it financially food truck chefs Rosie and Marco, each couple portrays a partial cross-section of the reality of future parents. Holly and Alex try to do everything to impress the adoption agency, knowing full well that their financial situation will barely cover a new mortgage and a new baby if anything dire were to occur. On the other end of the spectrum, Ramsey and Skyler live a posh existence with a beautiful estate, a golf course in their back yard, and swimming pool complete with an official Jimmy Buffet 'Margaritaville' tiki bar. For them, money is no object and worries seem to shed off their backs like water off a duck. But secure finances do not make for easy times as Jules and Evan struggle to keep their Type-A personalities in check for the sake of the baby. Rich, poor, or middle class, the development and arrival of a child can only be planned so far in advance.

The film advertises as a dramatic comedy, but plays more to the light drama than to the comedy. In fact, the comedic elements come from the characters that fall outside of, but connected to, the five couples. Wendy's employee Janice (Rebel Wilson, 
Bridesmaids) is quirky and silly, hanging on her boss's every word and wisdom - dumb, naive and strangely lovable - like a automobile wreck. Holly's aquarium boss Kara (Wendi McLendon-Covey, Bridesmaids) is funny when she berates her husband Craig (Thomas Lennon, What's Your Number?) about the pronunciation of their son's name. And the aptly named 'The Dude's Group', which includes several veteran fathers including Vic (Chris Rock, Grown Ups), Gabe (Rob Huebel, The Descendants), Kara's husband Craig, and Patel (Amir Talai, The Pursuit of Happyness). They all meet in the park every Saturday to play with their kids, shoot the breeze, gossip, and observe the first rule of 'The Dude's Group' - no judgement! Kids playing in the dryer or swimming in the toilet bowl? No big deal! Kid eating a cigarette? Stuff happens! Kid falls off the changing table? Didn't happen on my watch! Dodged a bullet on that one! The rest of the cast of characters are too worried about their pregnancies and adoptions to spend too much time with all out humor.

The film is touching to a point, not as funny as it was made out to be in the trailers, and utterly busy. With five unique couple's experiences to contend with, we fill rushed through the delivery of the story. Couples pass by other couples like ships in the foggy night, rarely realizing that the other exists. There is so sadness and much more joy as the bundles of joy are brought home, and relationships strengthen or mend. But there is too much going on to be invested on all of it. Unlike the hit baby daddy comedy Knocked Up or the sweet and endearing Father of the Bride II, What to Expect When You're Expecting dilutes the quality of emotions in favor of quantity. Each actor or actress brings their A-game to their roles, either comedic or dramatic, but there is not enough time for anyone to shine too brightly. Maybe Kirk Jones was trying to make the audience feel disjointed or rushed so we could appreciate what the characters were experiencing in the story themselves. Each of the couples could have had a successful  film all to their own.

What to Expect When You're Expecting is a sometimes sweet, sometimes laborious film, spending too much of its time making sure every method of child birth or child adopting has a voice and is heard over the screaming of the other stories. Pushing all of these individual stories onto the screen at the same time, unfortunately, fails to deliver in the end.

WORTH:  Matinee or Rental

Monday, May 14, 2012

Battleship

More than a Boardgame

Rated: PG-13  Intense sequences of violence, action and destruction and for language
Release Date: May 18, 2012
Runtime:  2 hrs 11 mins

Director: Peter Berg
Writers: Erich Hoeber, Jon Hoeber
Cast: Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgård, Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker, Tadanobu Asano, Liam Neeson, Peter MacNicol, John Tui, Hamish Linklater


SYNOPSIS: During an international naval exercise off the coast of Oahu, Hawaii, the sudden appearance of alien warcraft cut-off three naval vessels inside an impenetrable dome of energy.

REVIEW: Writer, actor and director Peter Berg, picks one of the disciplines by sitting squarely in the director's chair to bring to life the Hasbro board to life. Known for the films Hancock, The Kingdom and Friday Night Lights, Berg is no stranger to dramas or action. Based on the source material of a simple Hasbro board game with plastic ships, red pegs, and a gridded map over blue, Erich and Jon Hoeber (Red, Whiteout) write up a classic summer disaster flick filled with firepower and fun.
Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch, John Carter of Mars) lives an underwhelming and free-wheeling life on the islands of Hawaii. With every rules he breaks or girl he dates, Alex puts his brother Commander Stone Hopper (Alexander Skarsgård, Straw Dogs) in tight situations by having to support him and give him a place to live. Finally fed up with his brother's antic, Stone enlists him into the Navy. As Alex's natural abilities speed him up the rank of Lieutenant, he still lives in the shadow of his commander brother. Meanwhile, scientists have discovered a planet similar to earth that could sustain humanoid life. The technicians use communications arrays and a deep orbit satellite to pulse a message to this found planet every 24 hours. When the United States Navy conducts their annual military exercises with other international military agencies, some of their vessels are confronted by alien warships responding to the message sent. Quickly, Stone and Alex ships and a Japanese destroyer are overtaken within an impenetrable domed barrier and left to defend and attack the alien aggressors with inferior hardware and weapons. As the situation becomes more dire on the sea for the Navies, the aliens create a beach head on the island in an attempt to try to establish communications back to their home planet.

Taking a simple board concept and creating a grandiose spectacle is no easy task. But as the might of the Pacific Fleet is set to sail for their military manuevers and four meteorite columns crash into the ocean and transform into a domed barrier generator and three water-skimming warships, the action ramps up to summer popcorn levels. The alien ships bristle with weaponry, hopping across the water like stones on a pond. Intelligent destructive mines, devices that are crosses between viscous porcipines and yo-yos and akin to Sonic the Hedgehog, carry out their razor sharp missions of destruction against structures, buildings and vessels with equal ease. Reminescent of the board game, Berg makes sure that the alien ships' offensive weapons are cylinders that spin up to speed, launch into the air and back down to their targets, embedding into the naval destroyer-class ships, and pressing deeper into the steel hulls before they explode massive holes in the sides of the hulls. With every aspect of CGI integrated so seamlessly, I didn't realize the connection between game pins and film shells until later. I tip my imaginary hat off to Berg for the quality of the visuals! I just wish the creative design team had spent a little more time on the creation of the actual alien beneath all of the superior technology.

Taylor Kitsch buzzes off his almost-signature locks to enlist in the United States Navy. He plays both the careless punk and the reluctant hero with equal ease. And he plays Alex as an unsure leader struggling in the shadow of more confident leaders like Alex's brother Stone (Skarsgard) and the gruff intimidating father figure Admiral Shane (Liam Neeson, The Grey). Alex, with all of his intelligence and natural leadership abilities, would rather put himself in harm's way than anyone under his command. Under his command are capable mates who would follow him into battle, including Petty Officer Cora "Weps" Raikes (Rihanna), Chief Petty Officer Walther 'The Beast' Lynch (John Tui, Power Rangers S.P.D.), and Boatswain Mate Seaman Jimmy 'Ordy' Ord (Jesse Plemons, Observe and Report). Rihanna proves that she is not just a singer, diving deep into a role to play with the big boys, Tui provides the brawn and Plemons adds the humors. These three do not have much meaningful dramatic dialogue, but they fulfill the disaster flick standard. Brooklyn Decker (Just Go With It) plays the Admiral's daughter and Alex's girlfriend and provides a little eye candy and a companion for the real-life double amputee Army Lieutenant Colonel Mick Canales (Gregory D. Gadson) who starts off wanting to give up the fight and end up taking on one of the aliens man-to-man, I mean, man-to-alien. Rounding out the main cast are Hamish Linklater (The New Adventures of Old Christine) as timid, but capable radar array technician Cal Zapata, and Tadanobu Asano (Thor) as Japanese Captain Yugi Nagata.

Peter Berg goes completely patriotic for this summer's disaster flick. Yes, The Avengers is a superhero flick of epic proportions, with gods and monsters staving off an alien armada. That movie has superheroes, Battleship has heroes. Berg makes sure to highlight the real heroes of the present and the heroes of the past. When Sam first goes to her physical therapy post, we see many fallen warriors with missing limbs and steely eyes looking far down range in an effort to again become the whole warriors they remain in their hearts, souls and minds. Gadson's Mick Canales epitomizes the challenges that these men face every day and the sacrifices they have made for their country and countrymen. For past heroes, we get a glimpse of the World War II sailors working the boilers and the turrets of the de-comissioned 'Mighty Mo' USS Missouri to get back into the fight against the alien enemy. Throw in AC/DC's 'Thunderstruck' during the battleship's ramp-up montage and you can't help but feel enormous pride in our soldiers and sailors.

Battleship is the perfect summer popcorn flick. Filled with humor, action, and aliens, this sea-faring film can be the movie to go see when you get to the box office and are told that The Avengers is still sold out. Don't let the precedence of board games-turned-to-film fool you, Battleship is not Clue, and will not be sunk!

WORTH:  Matinee and BluRay

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Just Go With It

Obvious, But Funny
[Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker, Nick Swardson]

image from onlinemovieshut.com

RANT: Another wonderful display of poor theater etiquette today. A group of older women were chatting before the presentation. Once the last commercials faded to black and the theater ran its concession and "Please be quiet" reels, the previews started. Of course, the ladies still blathered on about the cost of a scarf and whether one of the woman had read the novel, Water for Elephants. The guy sitting next to me finally told them to shush and shut up already! Well played, sir... well played!

SYNOPSIS: A man who has used the lie of being in a bad marriage to have harmless one night stands, finds himself having to use his assistant to fake his divorce in order to convince his younger girlfriend that he is faithful and available.

Adam Sandler and Happy Madison Productions comes back to the screen with his new romantic comedy, Just Go With It. Directed by Dennis Dugan, a collaborator of Sandler's with Grown Ups, You Don't Mess with the Zohan and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Just Go With It brings Adam back to a romantic comedy on par with 50 First Dates.

The film follows plastic surgeon Danny (Adam Sandler) who walked away from his first wedding and realized that night, while drowning away his sorrows, that he got plenty of sympathy and companionship from beautiful women if he claimed to be in a loveless or abusive marriage. After years of this practice Danny meets Palmer (Brooklyn Decker), a woman he discovers a connection with - that is until she finds his fake wedding ring in his pocket. Enter Danny's assistant Katherine (Jennifer Aniston) who puts herself and her kids in the middle of Danny's life and lies in order to convince Palmer that Danny and Katherine - now Devlin - are just finishing their divorce.

As with any Sandler movie, there are plenty of pratfalls and juvenile humor. But in Just Go With It, the casting of Aniston provides a little maturity and a lot of heart. Add to that the crazy performance of Nick Swardson as Danny's cousin Eddie, the loveliness of Brooklyn Decker, and the scene-stealing of Bailee Madison and Griffin Gluck as Katherine's children, Maggie and Michael, and you got yourself a comedy romantic riot! Shot in California and in the picturesque Kaua'i and Maui, Hawaii, one gets beautiful locales. Put Decker and Aniston in bikinis, one gets the bonus of beautiful bodies.

The story is charming and funny, although far-fetched and obvious. But the hook of the tale is not in the plot set-up, but in the chemistry between Sandler and Aniston. And to not ruin the surprise, there are a couple great characters that run paths with Danny and Katherine while on the islands, and a great scene with hula dancing and a coconut. If you are a fan of Sandler and 50 First Dates, just go with it!

Worth: Matinee or DVD

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